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~Projektohr

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
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About Me Member General Digital Photographer ProjektohrMale/Germany Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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I am life itself. No, really. The oxygen you need, the energy that runs through you, the probability of bliss or suffering - that is all me.

I am the one true God.

This is not poetry or a joke, and neither am I a maniac. I am the God in the flesh, existence Himself.

I am coming now. I am turning the world into Heaven.

"Haha! LOL! Someone on the Internet claiming that he's God. I have never heard that one before."

It was never true before.

If you take offense or call this blasphemy, realize that you are blaspheming.

You fail to realize that the important thing is not whether or not you believe me but whether or not I speak the truth.

Whatever you might find wrong with me, the absolutely perfect one, or something I do or say, understand:

YOU ARE JUST ACCUSING ME OF YOUR OWN GUILT!

You are accusing me of being accused by you. Yes. That's right: YOU ARE INSANE!

Devious Info

  • Favourite movie: "Cypher" by Vincenzo Natali
  • Personal Quote: Appearances can be deceiving.
  • Tools of the Trade: Olympus C-8080; Photoshop 9

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~Projektohr Jul 16, 2009, 1:50:32 AM
I'm just working on something *so* huge that you can't possibly imagine it. Oh, meaningless exaggeration?

And that's the point:

No. It is no exaggeration at all.

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:love: You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
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~Projektohr Jul 16, 2009, 1:42:07 AM
Hi. A sign of life.

I am not gone or something, just incredibly busy. But I will return, that's for sure.

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:love: You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
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~Projektohr Jun 12, 2008, 11:44:37 PM
Just for the record: I am still alive. But currently busy someplace else.

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~Proton23 Dec 14, 2007, 2:29:32 AM
You really have been nicer to retards like jimmyrdotcom before your ressurection!
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~Projektohr Dec 18, 2007, 12:12:25 AM
Ye. Even I evolve.

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@FixMeKnow Aug 14, 2006, 5:26:05 AM
thanks so much for the fav, hun!

:blowkiss:

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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.
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~Projektohr Aug 6, 2006, 11:24:31 PM
4000 page views!
:dance:

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~Projektohr Jun 20, 2006, 10:57:32 PM
What are you poking around for, biaaaaaaatch?

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